| School |
A place where Papa pays and Son plays. |
| Insurance |
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. |
| Nurse |
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. |
| Marriage |
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. |
| Tears |
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. |
| Lecture |
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either' |
| Conference |
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. |
| Compromise |
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. |
| Dictionary |
A place where success comes before work. |
| Conference Room |
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. |
| Father |
A banker provided by nature. |
| Boss |
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. |
| Politician |
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. |
| Doctor |
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. |
| Office |
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. |
| Etc. |
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. |
| Committee |
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. |
| Philosopher |
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death. |
| Atom Bomb |
An invention to end all inventions. |
